How Not To Get Drunk

Thursday, October 19, 2006

An ode to dipsomania:

Choose booze?

You lose.

You will get bruised.

You will not elevate thetons like Tom Cruise.

You will snooze.

You will see in twos.

You will wake up amidst goos.

You will find underwear and say “who’s”?

You will have no clues.

You will not be found to amuse.

You will not hear the good news.

You will have watery poos.

Like Brits, you will waste time in queues.

You will fall for a ruse.

You will dance like a kangaroo.

The French will not like vous.

That “zee” will be from the woos.

You will have no use.

You will smell like zoos.

Choose!

Booze!

Lose!

Zoos?

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